I got this email forward from my friend Molly, and I just couldn't resist posting it. Because I laughed out loud. Because it's true.
**60 above zero:**
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
*50 above zero:**
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
*40 above zero:**
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
*32 above zero:**
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:**
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
*15 above zero:*
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
*Zero: *
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
*10 below zero:**
Californians fly away to Tahiti .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
*25 below zero:*
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:*
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:**
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
*460 below zero: **
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
*500 below zero:*
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late
7 years ago
4 comments:
Definitely LOVE the one about MN schools being 2 hours late. That's so true...for the "big" districts here in the cities anyways. Thanks for the afternoon laugh!
i got this email today too! funny! i loved it.
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